Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

24 posts · 8500 BCE — 2009

Latest HOKA One One: the clown shoe that changed running

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

22 posts · 3500 BCE — 2015

Latest Apple Watch, 2015: the wristwatch that became a medical device

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

20 posts · 2900 BCE — 1981

Latest The Humber Bridge and the curvature of the Earth

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

21 posts · 4000 BCE — 2026

Latest SPG Keyless, or the hotel room that opened without a card

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

19 posts · 11660 BCE — 2004

Latest OpenStreetMap: the map a bicycle started

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

21 posts · 1876 — 2026

Latest The Nokia 2110, or how a dead guitarist's exercise became a ringtone

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

21 posts · 3000 BCE — 1967

Latest The hole in the wall: Barclays Bank, Enfield, 1967

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

19 posts · 3500 BCE — 1963

Latest ASCII: the seven-bit truce that taught computers to speak

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

21 posts · 1952 — 2004

Latest World of Warcraft and the accidental epidemic

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

27 posts · 2300 BCE — 1975

Latest Altair 8800: the empty box that started an industry

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

23 posts · 350 BCE — 1997

Latest Deep Blue beats Kasparov: the night the clock ran out on chess as a hard problem

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

21 posts · 404 BCE — 1995

Latest SHA-1 and the fix the NSA never explained

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

20 posts · 1962 — 2023

Latest Cursor, 2023: the editor that already read the whole codebase

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

21 posts · 1967 — 2017

Latest Five milliseconds from everywhere

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

18 posts · 1843 — 1995

Latest JavaScript: the language that lied about its name

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

16 posts · 1769 — 1936

Latest The 260 D: the first diesel passenger car

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

12 posts · 1454 — 1908

Latest The brass pot and the blotting paper: Melitta Bentz's 1908 coffee filter

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

10 posts · 7000 BCE — 1559

Latest The last joust: how a broken lance ended a king and a sport

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

8 posts · 1867 — 1907

Latest Isle of Man TT 1907: the race that Britain couldn't hold