Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

31 posts · 8500 BCE — 2025

Latest The shoe that owed the atmosphere nothing

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

29 posts · 3500 BCE — 2026

Latest Ytterbium at sea

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

27 posts · 2900 BCE — 2026

Latest The Gordie Howe International Bridge

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

28 posts · 4000 BCE — 2026

Latest Ring's first smart lock, or how the key became optional

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

23 posts · 11660 BCE — 2012

Latest Apple Maps and the city it couldn't find

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

26 posts · 1876 — 2026

Latest The gatekeeper yields: Apple's App Store and the EU's Digital Markets Act

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

28 posts · 3000 BCE — 2015

Latest Ethereum's Frontier: when money learned to run programs

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

26 posts · 3500 BCE — 2024

Latest Garay: the alphabet born in sand

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

28 posts · 1952 — 2023

Latest Baldur's Gate 3, or the sequel that earned its twenty-five-year wait

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

34 posts · 2300 BCE — 2008

Latest Amazon Web Services and the invention of the cloud

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

30 posts · 350 BCE — 2017

Latest Attention is all you need

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

27 posts · 404 BCE — 2026

Latest The post-quantum certificate gap

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

27 posts · 1962 — 2026

Latest Zed 1.0, 2026: the editor built like a video game

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

28 posts · 1967 — 2026

Latest Rumour-driven development

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

25 posts · 1843 — 2023

Latest Mojo, or why AI researchers kept rewriting everything in C++

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

23 posts · 1769 — 1997

Latest Toyota's Prius, 1997: the hybrid nobody knew how to build

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

15 posts · 1454 — 1971

Latest The bean shop on Western Avenue

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

11 posts · 7000 BCE — 1580

Latest Calcio storico: the first printed rulebook for a team ball game

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

8 posts · 1867 — 1907

Latest Isle of Man TT 1907: the race that Britain couldn't hold