Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

25 posts · 8500 BCE — 2017

Latest Nike's Vaporfly and the carbon-plate supershoe

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

23 posts · 3500 BCE — 2026

Latest The nucleus as clock: thorium-229 and the end of atomic timekeeping's monopoly

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

21 posts · 2900 BCE — 1998

Latest The Akashi Kaikyō Bridge, or the metre an earthquake added

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

22 posts · 4000 BCE — 2026

Latest The lock that reads your veins

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

20 posts · 11660 BCE — 2005

Latest Google Maps: the map you could drag

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

22 posts · 1876 — 2026

Latest iPhone Duo: Apple's first fold

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

21 posts · 3000 BCE — 1967

Latest The hole in the wall: Barclays Bank, Enfield, 1967

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

20 posts · 3500 BCE — 1991

Latest Unicode 1.0: one table for every script on earth

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

22 posts · 1952 — 2006

Latest The Nintendo Wii, or the console designed for people who don't play consoles

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

28 posts · 2300 BCE — 1976

Latest The Apple I, or the board Steve Wozniak almost gave away

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

24 posts · 350 BCE — 1997

Latest Support-vector networks: the margin that held for fifteen years

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

21 posts · 404 BCE — 1995

Latest SHA-1 and the fix the NSA never explained

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

21 posts · 1962 — 2024

Latest Windsurf, 2024: the editor that broke a $3 billion deal

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

22 posts · 1967 — 2023

Latest The model in the middle

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

19 posts · 1843 — 1995

Latest PHP: the afternoon project that runs half the internet

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

17 posts · 1769 — 1948

Latest Michelin's flytrap: the tyre the industry couldn't copy

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

13 posts · 1454 — 1938

Latest Nescafé, or how Brazil's burning surplus became everyone's instant coffee

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

11 posts · 7000 BCE — 1580

Latest Calcio storico: the first printed rulebook for a team ball game

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

8 posts · 1867 — 1907

Latest Isle of Man TT 1907: the race that Britain couldn't hold