Things Have History

An unfinished chronicle of the history of things.

Short essays on single milestones across nineteen categories — one new post per category per week. Written, researched, and illustrated end to end, then read aloud.

01

Shoes

Ten thousand years of footwear, from Fort Rock sagebrush sandals to carbon-plate supershoes.

18 posts · 8500 BCE — 1924

Latest The Dassler brothers' shoe factory, and the feud that split a town

02

Timepieces

From shadow on sand to atomic clocks — humanity's chase of ever-more-precise time.

16 posts · 3500 BCE — 1927

Latest The quartz clock and the wobbling Earth

03

Bridges

Civil engineering's most dramatic form — log across a stream to mile-long cable-stayed mega-structures, with a spectacular collapse or two along the way.

14 posts · 2900 BCE — 1884

Latest The Garabit Viaduct, or the bridge that proved the Tower

04

Locks & Keys

Six thousand years of mechanisms for excluding people, with one of history's best rivalries at its centre.

15 posts · 4000 BCE — 2013

Latest The August lock, or the year the key went digital

05

Maps

Ten thousand years of humans drawing the world — from Babylonian clay tablets to satellite imagery.

15 posts · 11660 BCE — 1972

Latest Landsat 1: the satellite that corrected the charts

06

Phones

A 150-year story: from Bell shouting at Watson to foldable AI-powered supercomputers in a pocket.

15 posts · 1876 — 2009

Latest There's an app for that: Apple's App Store and the invention of the platform economy

07

Money

From cowrie shells to Bitcoin — every century has a moment it redefined what money is.

15 posts · 3000 BCE — 1717

Latest Newton's guinea, or how a mathematician's arithmetic error invented the gold standard

08

Writing Systems

Every way humans have figured out how to freeze speech onto a surface — cuneiform to Unicode.

13 posts · 3500 BCE — 1443

Latest Hangul, or the alphabet that came with a user manual

09

Video Games

Arcade, console, PC, handheld, mobile — all one medium, from OXO on the EDSAC to the handheld revival.

16 posts · 1952 — 1994

Latest The PlayStation: how humiliation in Chicago gave Sony its most profitable product

10

Computing

From pebbles in sand trays to the machines that now hold the world together — told one milestone at a time.

22 posts · 2300 BCE — 1952

Latest UNIVAC predicts an Eisenhower landslide

11

AI

The long road to machines that reason — from Aristotle's syllogisms to today's frontier models.

17 posts · 350 BCE — 1970

Latest SHRDLU, 1970: the blocks world where a machine first appeared to understand

12

Cryptography

The long argument between hiding things and finding things — Caesar cipher to post-quantum standards.

15 posts · 404 BCE — 1943

Latest Colossus, and the operator who handed Bletchley Park a crowbar

13

Code Editors

Every program that other programs are written in — TECO to Cursor.

15 posts · 1962 — 2008

Latest Sublime Text, or the text editor that left Google to reinvent itself

14

Software Architecture

The evolving answer to 'how do we organize code at scale?' — structured programming to LLM orchestration.

16 posts · 1967 — 2013

Latest Docker: the container that shipped the machine

15

Programming Languages

How humans learned to talk to machines — starting with Ada Lovelace writing instructions for a machine that didn't exist yet.

12 posts · 1843 — 1974

Latest SQL, or the language that outlived one of its authors

16

Cars

From Cugnot's steam fardier to self-driving electric vehicles — two and a half centuries of the machine that reshaped how humans live, work, and move.

11 posts · 1769 — 1901

Latest The Curved Dash Oldsmobile: America's first mass-produced car

17

Coffee

From wild Ethiopian berries to Yemeni qahveh khanehs to the espresso machine — six centuries of the drink that wired the modern world.

7 posts · 1454 — 1727

Latest The sergeant major and the five coffee plants

18

Sports

From Neolithic wrestling pits to the modern Olympic stadium — how humans turned play into organised competition, and competition into civilisation.

6 posts · 7000 BCE — 708 BCE

Latest The pentathlon at Olympia, and a jump no one has explained

19

Motorcycles

From Roper's steam velocipede to the Honda CB750 superbike — the machine that stayed upright through physics and rewired the freedom of the open road.

5 posts · 1867 — 1894

Latest Hildebrand & Wolfmüller: the first motorcycle you could buy